For example, when I see a picture like this, I can't help but laugh hysterically.
However, the people at christwire.org seem to believe that Marvel Comics put the blow-up valve there on purpose to help promote the "Gay Agenda" and turn young boys into "Homo Queers." Hilarious? Definitely. Scary? Only if they actually mean it.
Their site also has an advice column called "Ask Amber" where readers send in their questions, and receive valuable christian advice. One reader asked if it was ok for her teenage christian daughter to masterbate. Amber's reply was as follows:
Studies show that 87% of the women who become prostitutes did so because of unbridled masturbation as a teenager, and over 90% of girls who become pregnant as teenagers did so because of masturbation loosened their morals and made them more apt to engage in unprotected fornication.
Again, hilarious but scary. These are just a couple of mild examples from the site. There are dozens of creepy articles there that I haven't had the balls to read yet. With titles like "I Am Extremely Terrified Of Chinese People!" "Men Beware, The Gays Are Out To Get You!" and "Scientists Have Created Gay Pink Dolphin Species," the only thing worse than the writers are the zealots in the comments area that agree with all these articles.
Of course, the funniest part of all this is that this seemingly racist, intolerant, homophobic website seems to have triggered the Google Ads on their site to show a lot of banners ads for gay dating sites. Gotta love keyword searches.
3 comments:
im in the exact same boat here. i dont know what id do if it was actually not satire. but until then, i love it to death :D
a pretty simple google search makes it clear this is satire.
Perhaps, but it was pretty unclear in March 2009 when the site was still relatively unknown.
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