I hate girl guides

Girl Guide Cookies are basically sugar injected baked morphine. They are one of my greatest weaknesses - somewhere between scratch 'n sniff stickers and Perry Como.

A little 5 year old girl guide comes to me with a fucking CASE of cookies, and asks if I want a box. She doesn't bother to pull a box out of the case - she can sense my desire.

I stay strong. "I'll take one, got change for a $20?" I ask.

She shakes her head no. I put my money away... Her eyes well up with fake tears, perfectly on cue.

"gimme the fuckin case," I growl as I hand her $50. Don't think the little devil hasn't heard the F-bomb before.

I swear this case will be done by lunch.
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Raj Phangureh
Rybex Computer Solutions (Mobile E-Mail)
(204) 955-0334
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